I Should Be Sleeping.

But I'm not. Shocker, I know. Just when I thought today couldn't be any more crazy...I tore my rotator cuff today and about 2 hours ago I took one of the vicodin I got from my doctor. I never really take meds of any kind...not even ibuprofin...so I feel pretty much awesome right now. I watched Spongebob and laughed for 30 minutes and then realized I had put Connor to sleep and I was sitting on the couch watching Spongebob all by myself. So...I thought...this would be a great time to write a blog! I may delete this tomorrow...so get your kicks while you can :)

I know this is probably true for many of you, but I seriously feel like a brand new woman when my kid goes to sleep and I can do whatever the hell I want to. Sometimes I like to watch some smutty t.v. show like Real Housewives of Atlanta or Operation Repo. Or Facebook for a solid 3 hours. Or look at wedding stuff even though I'm not getting married...but my BFF is...so don't worry about it. Pretty much do anything that is the epidome of lazy.
BTW, those bitches on Real Housewives of ATL are fucking crazy. Fighting in hooker heels and pulling off each others wigs and making comments like "We look so much alike!" when one girl is white and the other is black. WTF?! Did I miss something? To be honest I am not sure they are real people. But, you bet your ass I record it on my DVR every week. Operation Repo is like every vindictive person wannabe's dream. I feel bad for some people affected by this economy, but I felt so much happiness watching a show today where they repo'd a car from people that had literally pulled into their driveway returning from their own wedding.They were still wearing their wedding dress and tux! Brutal! The wife freaked out on her husband saying..."my mother told me not to marry you you broke ass son of a bitch! You're telling me that you didn't pay for the car and it's getting repo'd on our wedding day?!" Oh man, I loved every second of it. I LOVE t.v. period - but that's a whole other 'Intervention' in the making.

Hmm...what else can I write about...

Connor's birthday is in October and the chatter has started already. I want to know what genius brought it up. Every day for a week he has been reminding me of all the stuff he wants for his birthday. Like one of those Powerwheel Gator things that I keep telling him he is too big for...and is like $400!! Since when does a 4 year old feel like it is okay to ask for something that costs that much? What happened to the good ol' sling shot or a yo-yo? I know 5 years old is a big deal but this year I feel like having a low-key party at the house sounds perfect. Last year, we went bowling and I thought I was going to start throwing the kids down the lanes. So, to protect the lives of little children, I think having a small gathering with close family and friends is on the agenda. Tomorrow night is the season opener for the Ducks football season! FINALLY! My sister is having the girls over to watch the game and eat her amazing homemade spaghetti dinner so I am excited! Hrmm...this blog got boring really really fast. So, I am going to go to bed and try to get some sleep only being able to sleep on my right side. This will be interesting. Good night!